Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Pointless Tuesday List: Top Fictional Football Players

Top fictional football players:

(5) Ogre.  Unquestionably the backbone of the Adams Atoms.  And skilled at harrassing nerds.  True double-threat.

(4) Smash Williams.  The talented tailback at Dillon H.S. who spent his college prep money on roids, lost his scholarship to his top school because he was involved in a racially motivated fist fight, accepted a scholarship to a historically black college only to ... well I won't spoil it for those who don't have DirecTV.

(3) Steve Holt!  Although we never technically see Steve Holt! on the football field.  We do know that Steve Holt! is awesome.  Youtube has disabled the embedding on this one.  Come on!

(2) Rod Tidwell.  Responsible for earning Cuba Gooding Jr. an Academy Award and for annoying 90's catchphrase.   

(1) Flash Gordon.  This is another no brainer.  He saved everyone of us.

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